I’m Still a Guy: 60 Funny Country Song Team Names

Funny country song team names
Image by Lisa Johnson

Song titles are a great source of funny fantasy football team names and no genre has funnier titles than country music. To help you find the right team name, here are 60 of the funniest country song titles that can make good names for your fantasy sports team. Many of them are also good league names.

You’ll find song titles from country stars like Joe Diffie, Alan Jackson, Brooks & Dunn, Dierks Bentley, Toby Keith and more. Oh, and just like the fine folks at Bob’s Country Bunker, we’ve got both kinds of music, country and western!

Whether you like to change your team name every week or use the same one every season, you can find something here. Even if you don’t see a song title that works for your team, listen to the songs because the lyrics are also full of funny team name ideas. So let’s get boot scootin’ through the list.

I want to take a moment to note the passing of Joe Diffie who died earlier this year. He was a talented artist and several of his songs helped inspire me to write this list. R.I.P., Joe.

“Pickup Man” by Joe Diffie

Use this one if you like picking up waivers and free agents; or if you met all your wives in traffic jams. This is my favorite Joe Diffie song so it’s listed first.

“I Wanna Talk About Me” by Toby Keith

Be honest, would you rather talk about someone else’s fantasy team or yours? That’s why this song could easily be the team name for 95% of all fantasy owners. Here’s the video.

“Buy Me a Boat” by Chris Janson

Hopefully your league winnings will be enough to buy you a boat and a truck to pull it.

“That’s My Story” by Collin Raye

It’s important to always have a good story for your roster moves. Here’s the video.

“What Was I Thinking” by Dierks Bentley

Use this name after a tough draft, questionable trade deal or boneheaded sit/start decision.

“One More Last Chance” by Vince Gill

If your team has some under-performing players that you don’t want to part with, then this could be your new team name. Watch the video here.

“Beer Never Broke My Heart” by Luke Combs

Beer won’t break your heart, but fantasy football might.

“Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox (If I Die)” by Joe Diffie

Hopefully someone put a jukebox in the room for Joe’s service. You can watch the song’s video here.

“Redneck Yacht Club” by Craig Morgan

Just a fun party song that’s also a fun fantasy league name.

“Aw Naw” by Chris Young

For team owners that get easily distracted by painted on jeans and this song’s video.

“Rednecker (Than You)” by Hardy

Show your league who the biggest redneck is.

“Honky Tonk Stomp” by Brooks & Dunn with Billy Gibbons

Good for teams that can talk the talk and walk the walk over their opponents. Stomp over to the video.

“Good Time” by Alan Jackson

A good time is what you should be having when playing fantasy football.

“The Mississippi Squirrel Revival” by Ray Stevens

Ray is known for his funny songs. This one made the list because the title is unique and it paints a funny mental picture. And if you’d like help with that picture here’s the video.

“All Jacked Up” by Gretchen Wilson

Don’t draft or make trade deals when you’re all jacked up.

“Some Beach” by Blake Shelton

When things just aren’t going your way there’s always some beach and this video.

“Hillbilly Deluxe” by Brooks & Dunn

If you like to go big timin’ in a small town.

“American Honky Tonk Bar Association” by Garth Brooks

Start a local AHBA chapter and use this for your league name. Listen here.

“Drunk on a Plane” by Dierks Bentley

This is a fun song with a great title that also makes a great fantasy team name.

“Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins

It ain’t for the money, it ain’t for the glory…it’s for the badonkadonk. Um, on second thought, in fantasy football it is for the money and the glory. But it’s still a funny team name and check out the video if you’re looking for the badonkadonk.

“White Lightning” by George Jones

It’s powerful stuff. Can your team live up to the name?

“Too Much Fun” by Daryle Singletary

There’s no such thing when playing fantasy football. Check out the video.

“There’s a Tear in My Beer” by Hank Williams, Jr. & Hank Williams

Team names that rhyme are always a winner and fantasy football can give you many reasons to shed a tear in your beer. Watching the video could also bring a tear because it blended video of Hank, Jr. with old footage of his late dad, Hank Williams, who originally wrote the song.

“Work in Progress” by Alan Jackson

We’ve all had seasons where our team is a work in progress. Listen here.

“Pretty Good at Drinkin’ Beer” by Billy Currington

Everyone is good at something so showcase your talents with this team name.

“Old Enough to Know Better” by Wade Hayes

Wade doesn’t even look old enough to drive in this video. Anyway, you’re probably old enough to know if this song title is your next team name.

“First Redneck on the Internet” by Cledus T. Judd

Cledus is the Weird Al of country music and his parodies make funny team names. This is one of his original songs and perfect for a funny country song team name since nearly every fantasy league is online now.

“Boot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn

Get your boots on and dance all over the competition this week. But first check out the video.

“Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” by Big & Rich

Perfect name if your team depends on players from that NFL team in Texas.

“The More You Drink, the Better I Look” by Joe Diffie

This is what all those still available unknown players are singing to you in the last two rounds of the draft. Listen to them here.

“Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith featuring Willie Nelson

This is the name I used for my first fantasy football and fantasy NASCAR leagues. Willie said in an interview that he agreed to do the song as soon as he heard the title. Didn’t need to hear the lyrics.

“Friends in Low Places” by Garth Brooks

A classic that’s perfect if your team depends on sleepers and low ranked players. Listen here.

“Guitars, Cadillacs” by Dwight Yoakam

Guitars, Cadillacs and a couple good running backs will keep you hanging on to a shot at the playoffs.

“Right On the Money” by Alan Jackson

Make good lineup decisions and you’ll be right on the money at the end of the season. Enjoy the song here.

“Don’t Be Stupid” by Shania Twain

Good reminder when considering any trade offer or other roster move.

“I Want My Goodbye Back” by Ty Herndon

Ever drop or trade away a player then see him go off next week? Yeah, me neither. But if I had, this would be my new team name. Now watch the video.

“Red Solo Cup” by Toby Keith

For when you want to name your team after your best friend. The Abbott to your Costello.

“Good Ol’ Boys” by Waylon Jennings

Go old school with the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. It’s a good league name idea, too. Listen here.

“Honky Tonk Truth” by Brooks & Dunn

You won’t be moaning the blues with this team name.

“All You Ever Do is Bring Me Down” by The Mavericks

It’s sad when a former stud starts under-performing or a sleeper that you believed in fails to deliver. This song title fits both situations. This video of the song played live is fun to watch.

“There’s No I in Beer” by Brad Paisley

Remember to enjoy a beer (in person or virtual) with your league.

“Honky Tonk Attitude” by Joe Diffie

Run your team with a honky tonk attitude. Enjoy the video.

“Here for the Party” by Gretchen Wilson

Make your fantasy season one big party.

“How Am I Doing” by Dierks Bentley

A good name to humble brag your team’s fantasy success. Check out the video.

“Shut Up and Fish” by Maddie & Tae

Remind your loud mouthed league mates to walk the walk if they’re gonna talk the talk in fantasy football.

“I’m Just Talkin’ About Tonight” by Toby Keith

The perfect Monday morning team name when you’re looking for a sub for that night’s game. Here’s the video.

“Honky Tonk Man” by Dwight Yoakam

When you can’t seem to stop playing fantasy football to the music of an old jukebox.

“All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight” by Hank Williams, Jr.

Here’s another great name for your league. This one inspired the Monday Night Football theme song used for over 20 years. Check out Hank’s video for the song. Gotta love those old 80’s videos.

“It Ain’t My Fault” by Brothers Osborne

Didn’t prepare for your draft? Forgot to cover your byes last week? Traded away your top player for a couple scrubs? Then this is the team name for you.

“Am I the Only One” by Dierks Bentley

When you start to wonder if any one else in your league knows how to play fantasy football or wants to have fun playing it. It’s another good Dierks video, too.

“Play Something Country” by Brooks & Dunn

You didn’t read this far to hear something thumpin’ from the city.

“I’m Still a Guy” by Brad Paisley

When you need to remind yourself, like after your team gets crushed by your wife’s team. Check out the song here.

“Third Rock from the Sun” by Joe Diffie

One more Joe Diffie classic. This funny song about cause and effect totally applies to fantasy football. That’s because it only takes one missed tackle or one stupid penalty that negates a score to mess up your game. Football is full of little events that can ripple out and have a big impact on your game and season.

“I Don’t Even Know Your Name” by Alan Jackson

This describes that feeling at the end of a tough draft or injury ridden season when I’m looking for anyone to fill a roster spot. It’s also my favorite Alan Jackson song and a funny video starring Jeff Foxworthy.

Funny Country Song Girl Team Names

Most of the songs above will also work for a girl’s team. Here are a few funny country songs specifically for the ladies looking for a good team name.

“Did I Shave My Legs for This?” by Deana Carter

Despite all your preparation and planning, sometimes a game or season doesn’t go the way you expected.

“Bad Mother Trucker” by Eric Church

A good one for all the moms out there showing the guys how it’s done. Listen and watch the video here.

“Mama’s Broken Heart” by Miranda Lambert

When you get burned by your star player and can’t hide your crazy any longer.

“Girl in a Country Song” by Maddie & Tae

For when you look at your team’s record and wonder, how in the world did it go so wrong? The video is hilarious and kinda disturbing at the same time.

“Any Man of Mine” by Shania Twain

I’d like to be Shania’s man. Just sayin’.

“Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson

Use this one if your team’s not the Barbie doll type. Check out the video.

Last Call…

Hopefully you found the perfect name for your fantasy team in this list. Leave a comment below and let us know which one was your favorite.

What other funny country song team names have you used?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

two × 2 =

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.